When someone sneezes, instead of saying “bless you” reply:
“I’m not acknowledging your superstitious belief that demons reside in your nose causing mischief and mayhem in the form of causing you to spray your mucus all over me.”
Or…
“Someone call an exorcist. That person has demons up his nose!”
Or….
“Ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”
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Do people really need this much help being assholes???
I recently did a series of posts on the ‘practical jokes’ I pulled as a teen as part of a contest with some friends… but mine were sick and twisted and the winner was the person who got the most victims to run a way creaming and/or vomit… please do not go back and read those posts…
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